Lesson: If you do dumb shit, you might have to pay for it

It's true. If you do something that is stupid, selfish, vicious, or irresponsible, you just might be held to pay for it. Don Imus found out. Paris "Bottom Bitch" Hilton is gonna learn it soon. But there were a couple more worth commenting on in the past few days. Let's air 'em out:

1)Chris Albrecht: The Boss of HBO, apparently anxious for some fisticuffs of his own following the Mayweather/De La Hoya fight in Las Vegas last weekend, decided to rough up a female friend in front of the MGM Grand. He was subsequently arrested for choking and attempting to drag the woman who was described as his girlfriend.

In the days following, Albrecht's past dirty laundry was aired pretty quickly. In 1991, a woman was paid $400,000 to settle a claim over alleged abuse by Albrecht. Additionally, rumors of other women this guy allegedly roughed up came out. Funny how now of this ugly stuff came out until AFTER he was arrested.

Albrecht is credited with green-lighting the phenomenal original programming of HBO over the years. Programming that has set the standard for quality television series throughout the industry. But has he been sending us a message with his programming choices? Tony Soprano and his buddies at the Bada-Bing strip club in Jersey, Al Swearengen and his whore-mongering competition on Deadwood, are some of the ugliest (if most complex) misogynists on display in recent memory. Vince Chase and his Entourage buddies treat women as nothing more than ornaments to display their success. And Big Love concerns a schlub of a guy who happens to have three wives. Is there a pattern here? I mean, sure, Albrecht also brought us Sex and the City, but he expended a greater effort trying to develop a male-point-of-view counterpart to that show (the Mind of a Married Man?) than a duplicate of it and its success.

Anyway, Albrecht is history now. Good riddance. He'll complete some bullshit rehab program, maybe do a PSA, and he'll have another job within a year. The woman will be offered a sizable monetary settlement. And HBO... Well, HBO, everything will be all right with us, long as you don't fool with the Wire.

2)Akon: There's plenty of bad things you can say about Akon. He fudges his age (claims 25, when he's closer to 35). He thugs out his songs too much, trying to get get street cred. He's, um... homely? But lately, he's been dealing with rumors that he's something a whole lot worse: a molester of underaged girls.

On a concert tour for his recent smash hit album, Akon had been regularly doing a bit in concert every night. I may be fuzzy on details, but I believe it goes like this: Before the show, Akon's people canvass the audience for females willing to participate in a dance contest. Later, during the concert, after the winner has been crowned, the singer and his posse mime roughly having sex with the woman onstage, going through a number of positions. No, I don't know whether they then mime throwing her underneath a bus.

Such is the life of a music star today. Two things, however, made this little bit of business more trouble than it was worth. First of all, during a concert in Trinidad, Akon performed this routine with a 15-year-old girl. Ooops! You can probably still see it on YouTube or somewhere if you're so inclined. It's kind of ugly. He said he didn't know how old she was. Make of that what you will.

The second, less discussed factor that conspired to damage Akon's burgeoning career was the fact that he was probably getting more famous from this album than he expected to. His first record blew up, but not like this one. Vibe covers, touring with pop singer Gewn Stefani, appearing on American Idol (whoo-hoo!). Even my four-year-old son was singing, "I see you windin', grindin', out on the floor..."Dude was getting big. But behavior that might be cool for niche artists like,say, Elephant Man or Sizzla to act out onstage, are frowned upon by major pop stars. Akon became a victim of his own success.

The blogosphere went wild (ANOTHER R. KELLY!). Trinidadian authorities mumbled vaguely about looking into it. Akon shrugged. At least until the money people got involved. Verizon, the corporate sponsor of the Stefani/Akon tour, wary of the slightest whiff of their company being associated with shady sex practices, withdrew their sponsorship from the tour. And, as usual, when money gets involved, everything changes. Akon quickly issued a more detailed, definitive apology.

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